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Vain Security Guard

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Reach for the Star.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'T.M.I.F.'

Swinging on a star.

The Googler

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Where Indian ink came from.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Man showing in the rain.

The star hunters

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Birds Following Witch.