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Vain Security Guard

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Reach for the Star.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Swinging on a star.

The Googler

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Man showing in the rain.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The star hunters

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Birds Following Witch.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'