Progressive Little Ones Gifts

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Wildlife

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Flag bearers

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

'Careful, Jake. I think he's gettin' ideas.'

Beginner Level Escalators

Be My P.C.V

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."

"I wonder if I should ask him to play."

Gay Marriage Debate.

"Don't you think he should be in a more progressive dog park?"

Kids playing doctor.

"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."

TV and boy

"Do you think our parents are too pushy?"

'Funny - you finish building one power station, and a few hours later, you feel like building another...'

'This is the result of a legacy of underinvestment.'