Progressive Little Ones T-Shirts

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Wildlife

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Flag bearers

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

Steve Hackett

'Careful, Jake. I think he's gettin' ideas.'

Mike Rutherford

Beginner Level Escalators

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

Be My P.C.V

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."

"I wonder if I should ask him to play."

Gay Marriage Debate.

"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."

Kids playing doctor.

"Don't you think he should be in a more progressive dog park?"

TV and boy

"Do you think our parents are too pushy?"

Leftists versus Liberals

'Funny - you finish building one power station, and a few hours later, you feel like building another...'

Excuse me, sir, if it's not too much trouble … Hi, Democrats. What can I get you? Coffee Sandwiches? An explanation. We introduced our bold new plan last month: "A Better Deal," but the progressives still aren't impressed. What more could they ask for? We focus-group tested the heck out of the slogan. It was the least objectionable and least un-inspiring of the bunch! It evokes FDR's "New Deal" and LBJ's "Fair Deal" without over-promising. We don't want to risk over-promising. It even sounded pr