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"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Steve Hackett

Robert Fripp

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

Eric Clapton.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

"Elfis"

Mark Knopfler.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Jimi Hendrix.

Listening to Coldplay.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Nick Cave

Ray Davies

Ringo Starr

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.