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"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

Old rocker.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Free Bird!"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

"Elfis"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Johnny Winter.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle