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"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Original punks go to reunion

Lou Reed

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."

Bad Dog

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

Still life on Mars.

Punktuation Marks.