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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Man, times have changed.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

Old rocker.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Free Bird!"

Tina Turner

Large print rock'n'roll section

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Elfis"

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Not-so-easy listening...