Progressive Rock Aficionado T-Shirts

Mike Rutherford

Robert Fripp

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

Old rocker.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Eric Clapton.

"Free Bird!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Elfis"

Mark Knopfler.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Listening to Coldplay.

Nick Cave

Ringo Starr

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Ray Davies

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Nick Cave