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Jon Roy Anderson

Robert Fripp

Sauvignon Bonk

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Ancient Racing

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Tango

Flag bearers

Burning love

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Adam Levine

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Muse

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'California: Here I come!'

Pink Floyd

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

"My father told me if I just do what I love I'll never work a day in my life. I've worked every day of my life."

"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

Chekov gets an ear worm.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Mike Rutherford

Steve Hackett

'A tad premature, perhaps, but we've decided to call him Fossil Fuel.'

Taylor Swift

"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

'Come on! Up and at 'em! It's dawn already! You got things to do! Hunt, gather, break rocks, pile rocks, throw rocks! Let's move it! Chop, chop!'

Steve Howe

Fans at Michael Jackson's funeral.