Profile Updater Pillows

Add comfort and personality with pillows designed for the profile updater—perfect for their workspace or cozy corner, reminding them that self-improvement can be relaxing.

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"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!" mockup

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen." mockup

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

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"We need to update your entire operating system."

"We need to update your entire operating system." mockup

"We need to update your entire operating system."

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"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer." mockup

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

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"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume." mockup

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

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" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks." mockup

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

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"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

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'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.' mockup

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

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'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.' mockup

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

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'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?' mockup

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

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A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00" mockup

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

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"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?" mockup

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

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"Definitely time for an upgrade." mockup

"Definitely time for an upgrade."

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If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

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