Last-minute Updater Pillows

'Can I have a few minutes to update my profile page?'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

Procrastinator's Leap

"Definitely time for an upgrade."

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Your new operating system has rendered all your applications and peripherals inoperable"

'Help me, Mom I need help!'

Before and After an Update

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

"Sorry chief, just updating my status."

Christmas Shopping for Dummies

"I realize you updated only 30 seconds ago. But you need to do it again. That's the way technology works these days."

'He's gone into Olympic update overload!'

'He's gone into Olympic update overload!'

Life can be very short...status updates should therefore be very quick!!!

Santa's Grotto.