'Can I have a few minutes to update my profile page?'
Last-minute Updater Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows that echo the playful and spontaneous spirit of last-minute updaters. Great for cozying up after a busy, creative day.
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
The Modern Novel.
"We need to update your entire operating system."
"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."
"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"
" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."
"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."
Facebook.
'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'
Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it
"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."
"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."
Procrastinator's Leap
"Definitely time for an upgrade."
"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."
'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'
Do you have to do everything at the last minute?
"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."
Before and After an Update
'Help me, Mom I need help!'
"Your new operating system has rendered all your applications and peripherals inoperable"
"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"
Good morning, Facebook friends!
I'm posting my jogging time on Facebook. Ah, a "ran some" note!
"I need to change my life...I'll just change my profile."
"Sorry chief, just updating my status."
Christmas Shopping for Dummies
"I realize you updated only 30 seconds ago. But you need to do it again. That's the way technology works these days."
'He's gone into Olympic update overload!'
'He's gone into Olympic update overload!'
Updating my facebook profile
Life can be very short...status updates should therefore be very quick!!!
Last-minute Updater Pillows Collection
Last-minute Updater Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the last-minute updater in your life. Find a humorous or inspiring design to start their day with a smile.
Last-minute Updater Prints
Browse art prints that celebrate quick thinking and creativity. A unique way to inspire and motivate the last-minute updater.
Last-minute Updater T-Shirts
Check out our range of clever t-shirts designed for spontaneous spirits. Great for expressing their quick wit and love for creative surprises.