Humor Updaters Pillows

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

A Club Sandwitch.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

The first Airbender!

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

"Are you talking to me?"

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'