Updating Pillows

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Remote control pirate bully

Campaign for Plain English

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Tommy!"

Punctuation Police

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'The kids were so sweet...'

'At lone at last.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Neptune

Rocking Horse

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Swinging

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Child driving a toy car