Updating Pillows

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Remote control pirate bully

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Campaign for Plain English

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Punctuation Police

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Rocking Horse

Child driving a toy car

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'At lone at last.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Neptune

'The kids were so sweet...'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"