"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
Profile Updater Prints
Brighten their space with vibrant prints for the profile updater—images that inspire ongoing self-enhancement and digital creativity, making their environment as dynamic as their updates.
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
The Modern Novel.
"We need to update your entire operating system."
"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."
" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."
"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."
"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."
'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'
'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'
A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"
'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'
"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"
Your online profile didn't say you were a bottom feeder.
"Definitely time for an upgrade."
If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!
Kiss me quik dating service
"What should I use for our scream name?"
'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'
Before and After an Update
"Your new operating system has rendered all your applications and peripherals inoperable"
'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'
'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'
Good morning, Facebook friends!
"I need to change my life...I'll just change my profile."
'Can I have a few minutes to update my profile page?'
'Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend... profile #6310712!'
"Sorry chief, just updating my status."
'Please tell me that you have something else to offer?'
Updating my facebook profile
Ernie, your online dating profile says you're tall, athletic and wealthy. this is the biggest joke I've ever seen! Good point, Frank. I need to add something about my great sense of humor!
'You looked a lot smaller online.'
Santa's Grotto.
"I'll describe you as 6' and athletic. Everyone exaggerates online."
"His profile said he was involved in marketing for a major high street chain."
Profile Updater Prints Collection
Profile Updater Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the profile updater—combine humor and personality to start every update with a smile.
Profile Updater Pillows
Discover cozy pillows for the profile updater—perfect for relaxing after a long day of self-improvement or updating.
Profile Updater T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for the profile updater—wear your digital enthusiasm loud and proud.