Produce Punsters Pillows

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Hallelujah!"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

Hamlet.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Larry's Literary Market.

The vegan hunter

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'

Tiny man plays big cello, huge man plays tiny violin.

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

Fart. Le Poot.

Headless Chicken picking out chief in a line up

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"