Potato Punster Pillows

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Night of the Latkes

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Dog Walker

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Hallelujah!"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

The vegan hunter

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'