Produce Hero Gifts

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

Planting veggies

"Relax. They're just crows."

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Bring It On!

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Pumpkin Time!

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

Professional football.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Apparently your report had enough impact to make the airbag go off.'

Picked On

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

"Ed, your lack of procrastination is causing some morale problems with the rest of the staff."

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."