Procrastinator's Union Member Gifts

Looking for a funny gift for someone who masters the art of procrastination? Our procrastinator's union member collection offers humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that poke fun at the timeless tendency to delay. Perfect for anyone who believes in taking life at their own pace and appreciates a good laugh about putting things off. Whether it's a workplace joke or a personal badge of honor, these witty items are sure to bring a smile and spark conversations.

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"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired." mockup

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?' mockup

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

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The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans mockup

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot." mockup

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

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"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working." mockup

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused." mockup

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

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In, Out, Shake it all about

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'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.' mockup

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

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"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies." mockup

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

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The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

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'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...' mockup

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student." mockup

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time. mockup

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

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'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...' mockup

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

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Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'. mockup

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

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'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.' mockup

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!" mockup

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

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"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week." mockup

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

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"I think I see the problem."

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A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray mockup

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

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'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.' mockup

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

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"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order." mockup

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

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Procrastinator's Union Member Gifts Collection

Procrastinator's Union Member Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs for procrastinators and union members. Perfect for coffee lovers who enjoy a good laugh while delaying their work.

Procrastinator's Union Member Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows featuring humorous takes on procrastination. Perfect for adding personality and laughter to any room.

Procrastinator's Union Member Prints

Find amusing prints that celebrate procrastinating in style. Ideal for decorating a space that appreciates humor and relaxation.

Procrastinator's Union Member T-Shirts

Discover funny and witty t-shirts for those proud to be part of the procrastinator's union. Great for casual wear and making a statement.