Procrastinator's Union Member Gifts

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

In, Out, Shake it all about

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.