Procrastinators United Gifts

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

In, Out, Shake it all about

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."