Procrastination Pundits Gifts

Hey! I just figured out what I want to do with my life!

'-and just where does it say 'Think BIG' Wilson?'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'I hate Mondays.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"What does procrastination mean?"

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

E=Equals