Procrastinating Saver Gifts

"Candy is like money...you must manage it carefully...or it disappears...without you ever knowing where it went!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

In and Out Box

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."