Probationary Angel Gifts

The training halo...

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

An amplified harp

Ok, ok, last page.

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"I was always afraid to read it before."

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Dog Heaven

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

"I'll show you that you DO have a wonderful life, George. I'm your guardian angelfish.

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

"The halo and wings I understand. The Bullet proof jacket I don't."

Angel becomes Beggar

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

"Spoiler alert!"

'I'm your guardian angel, and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake... Well, that would be pretty rotten thing to do, God, seeing as I'm only eight years old."

"It's not what I expected."

'If you're in Heaven, Reagan, how come that nice Senator Kennedy isn't?', 'Maybe it's because when I was younger, I was a lifeguard.'

'I'm worried about him, Clive. His new friends seem quite rough.'

"It's not what I was expecting."

'Keep up the good work!'

'Life was safe, but pretty dull, thanks to his overzealous guardian angel.'