Probationary Angel Prints

The training halo...

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

An amplified harp

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"I was always afraid to read it before."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

Dog Heaven

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Angel becomes Beggar

"The halo and wings I understand. The Bullet proof jacket I don't."

"Spoiler alert!"

"It's not what I expected."

'I'm your guardian angel, and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

'If you're in Heaven, Reagan, how come that nice Senator Kennedy isn't?', 'Maybe it's because when I was younger, I was a lifeguard.'

'I'm worried about him, Clive. His new friends seem quite rough.'

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake... Well, that would be pretty rotten thing to do, God, seeing as I'm only eight years old."

"It's not what I was expecting."

'Keep up the good work!'

'Life was safe, but pretty dull, thanks to his overzealous guardian angel.'

An angel