Prize Admirers Pillows

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

He was forced to take early retirement.

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

"This new guy's really good!"

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

J. M. Coetzee

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

James Chadwick

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

'Hop, skip & lump championships.'

Woodrow Wilson

Angling Competition

"Tiger takes home a record prize money payout at the Masters. Buxom blondes across the globe rejoice."

"They're all for staying out of trouble."

Approval Heaven

'World's HEAVIEST Man'

Seven hours later, Gunther decided he'd just keep his Nobel Prize in the garage.

'It's the Company of the Year Award from the Society for Industrial Archaeology.'