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"I sometimes wonder if these kids really live in the catchment area"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Why Superman flies himself

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'You're talking three million, ballpark

The aviation experts come out to play

Pirate Artist

Airshow.

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Learjet

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

Elephant Upgrade

Angel learning to fly...

Private View.

"Personally, he did very well out of the downsizing."

"It's my emotional support animal."

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

As you know, Al, this is the third time I've seen you this week, but I think the next week we can cut back to the usual schedule. Does this mean I'm getting better, Doctor? No, it means I've finally paid off my Mercedes.