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'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"One year closer to college!"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Rising Gas Prices

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

The next song's called "Went on Prozac, Found a Job, Bought a Car, Met a Girl, Got a Puppy Blues."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

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