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'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"One year closer to college!"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Rising Gas Prices

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Oh, the amenity!'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

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