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Learjet

The Anti-Agent

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

hard-boiled egg...

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

The World's Easiest Airport

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Yummy Mummies

The Philip Marlow family

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I spy with my little eye…"

"That's hardly necessary!"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Airport Bored Rooms

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"How many letters can you read?"

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"