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Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

Piracy on a boating lake

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate

She required plenty of personal space.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"