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Private View.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Hush puppy.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Look a huge bird!'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

A Failiure to Communicate

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Obama's surveillance of America.

'I'll do half of it.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Nice Apology, Mark

"We need to be careful."

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

GDPR compliant

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Pirate Artist

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"You know hell has a special place for those who stalk their kids online."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Internet security illustration.

"Remember when there was something called the 'private sector?'"

"That's what's great about living in the desert: We can dance like nobody's watching..."

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