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"Bond James, Bond."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

She required plenty of personal space.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

JAMES BONDING

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Obama's surveillance of America.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Optician and the PI.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"We need to be careful."

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...