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"Milan, Rio, Sydney, Oslo - I never know when he's going to jet off next."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why Superman flies himself

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Hell: The Airport"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

The aviation experts come out to play

Airshow.

"It's my emotional support animal."

Angel learning to fly...

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Flight nap

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

Excess Baggage

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Airport Personnel We'd Love to See Call in Sick

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One boy flies remote control helicopter, another flies remote control air balloon.