Prisoner Anecdotes Fan Pillows

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

Do you believe in free love?