Prison Visitor Gifts

'I've just travelled half-way across the country and you tell me he's escaped?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Lady Justice.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Are you free at the moment?'

Freedom Book.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Exposed and imprisoned.

When staffing agencies screw up.

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Prisoner Trump

Exhibition for Prisoners

'Escape?...Why?'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."