Courthouse Visitor Gifts

Lady Justice.

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Barbeque Casualty.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Hospital.

"She's in room 334 but she's only allowed to see people who haven't annoyed her for 15 years."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"Overruled."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

'The psychiatrist gives you 6 months to live - vicariously through other people.'

Rabbits: Nature's marshmallow

Law School Sharks

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Preparing justice

'I'll be with you shortly, just keep worrying.'

'I like him because he's a simple guy talking in a simple way.'

'Trust me, I'm an Attorney.'

"You have a pretty good case, Mr. Pitkin. How much justice can you afford?"

"I'm sorry, Timothy, but there's no suing over spilt milk, either."

'I had your court case moved up to tomorrow. I want you to look your best.'

Tourists in church

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