Attending Court Gifts

Sloaney Pony.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Bailiff."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Lady Justice.

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Arrogant junior barrister

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'I got a suspended sentence.'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Overruled."

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

"Guilty! I hope you're not expecting any positive feedback."

Pinocchio and Partners Lawyers.

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."