Prison Visitor Pillows

'I've just travelled half-way across the country and you tell me he's escaped?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Lady Justice.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Madoff and devil.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'Are you free at the moment?'

Freedom Book.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Escape?...Why?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Prisoner Trump

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

When staffing agencies screw up.

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'