Prison Visits Pillows

'Wait a sec. I'm getting another call.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Next!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Stockwell's day

"He ran out of pee."

Mistaken identity.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Just too many choices.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Here comes Ted.'

Beer Recycling Centre