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You never take me anywhere.

'Wait a sec. I'm getting another call.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Next!'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Stockwell's day

Mistaken identity.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"He ran out of pee."

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Exhibition for Prisoners

'Just too many choices.'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'