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"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

Trimming

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

Santa visits prison.

"I think I found the problem...."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

Barnaby in Newgate

The great escape.

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'