Visiting A Loved One In Prison Gifts

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Freedom Book.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Are you free at the moment?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

'Escape?...Why?'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Prisoner Trump

When staffing agencies screw up.

Exhibition for Prisoners

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'