Visiting A Loved One In Prison Gifts

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Are you free at the moment?'

Freedom Book.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'Escape?...Why?'

When staffing agencies screw up.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Prisoner Trump

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Exhibition for Prisoners

Exposed and imprisoned.

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.