Prison Reform Humorist Pillows

"One kind of insurance I won't be needing is flight insurance."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Prisoner Crossing

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

When staffing agencies screw up.

Human Rights

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Convict Decor

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

Martha bakes with her new friends.

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

At least you have security!

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

Michael Cohen Attorney at Law

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'