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"But the tax evasion did bring me happiness."

"Nice tan."

'By the way, what are you doing tomorrow?'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Tic-tac-toe

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Id/Ego/Superego.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

How?

'Business is booming...come in.'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"Heads or entrails?"

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Life's Directions

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.