Prison Life Observers T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, but I make it a rule not to date anyone I work with.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"I need a more interactive you."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Maternity Hospital

Mice 25¢

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

Where the Wild things Aren't.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

TV on demand

"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"

'That IS her care pathway.'

"You're lucky. The bed shortage was really bad last week."

Generic.

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

Coronavirus Shortages

'You could go home tomorrow, but it will take the plumber three days to disconnect you.'

'Do you still have my rectal thermometer?'

'He was doing fine before Shena ripped the EKG patches off his chest...'

"You've never given a bed bath before, have you nurse?"

Desert island 'Help' cards

'Would you like a little turkey gravy in your drip Mr Barrington'

Last Stage of Human Evolution wonders "Where's my TV?"