Prison Life Observers T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, but I make it a rule not to date anyone I work with.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"I need a more interactive you."

Maternity Hospital

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Mice 25¢

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

'Have you noticed it, too?'

"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"

TV on demand

'That IS her care pathway.'

"You're lucky. The bed shortage was really bad last week."

Generic.

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

Coronavirus Shortages

'You could go home tomorrow, but it will take the plumber three days to disconnect you.'

"You've never given a bed bath before, have you nurse?"

Desert island 'Help' cards

'Would you like a little turkey gravy in your drip Mr Barrington'

Last Stage of Human Evolution wonders "Where's my TV?"

Wishing Well