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'Gee, I've never had a pen pal before.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Have you tried telling that man you don't like it when he shivs you?

Prisoners playing tic-tac-toe.

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

'I should warn you, I am questioning my sexuality!'

'Thank you for accepting me the way I am.'

Convict reading paper as if at home.

'He wants his own cage.'

"No, death row is on the next block!"

"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

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'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Life and Death

"I need a more interactive you."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

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"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Maternity Hospital

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"Johnson, I need you to stop hanging around and gossiping at the sanitizer station."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

Where the Wild things Aren't.

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.