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Victor Hugo

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"I'm after the history section."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Reading room

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Ilyasah Shabazz

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Inspiration

Getting Published

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

Elevator choices: Up, Down, Different Narrative.

Prison Wallpaper.

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.