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"Quit calling me 'boss.' You ratted me out. I ain't your stinkin' boss no more."

Transylvanian backpackers.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

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"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

"But wait, there's more."

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

In The Bastille

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

'Mom!!'

John Milton

Awful Alternate Histories.

Genetically modified climbers: 'Quick, aren't they?'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

Aeneas

A.N Tolstoy

Krampus

Trimming

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

"But the tax evasion did bring me happiness."

Lake monster? No, I'm just taking a bath!

"In my defense, you DID ask to look like James Dean."

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'