Prison Saga Explorer Prints

"Quit calling me 'boss.' You ratted me out. I ain't your stinkin' boss no more."

Transylvanian backpackers.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

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"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"But wait, there's more."

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

In The Bastille

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

'Mom!!'

Aeneas

John Milton

Awful Alternate Histories.

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

Genetically modified climbers: 'Quick, aren't they?'

Lake monster? No, I'm just taking a bath!

Trimming

A.N Tolstoy

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

Krampus

"But the tax evasion did bring me happiness."

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."