Prison Life Explorer Prints

"But the tax evasion did bring me happiness."

"Nice tan."

'By the way, what are you doing tomorrow?'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Id/Ego/Superego.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Shark's Scuba Mask.

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

How?

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"Heads or entrails?"

'Business is booming...come in.'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

In The Bastille

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Life's Directions