Military Life Explorer Prints

"He refuses to obey direct orders!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Did you get my tweet?"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Great, now we're lost."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

Danger Quicksand

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Shark's Scuba Mask.

Cinematic Heroes of the Terror Wars

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

How?

"The latest version of your life is now available to download."

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.