Military Life Explorer Pillows

"He refuses to obey direct orders!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Great, now we're lost."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Jasper's Limo Service.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Shark's Scuba Mask.

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

Danger Quicksand

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

How?

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"The latest version of your life is now available to download."

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'