Prison History Enthusiast Pillows

Barnaby in Newgate

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'Let's stay in tonight.'

Santa visits prison.

"This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz."

Birdman of Alcatraz.

Man in a Chain Gang has a Peg Leg.

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

Prisoner wallpapering over his tally of days in prison.

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

It's stopped raining. I think I'll be going!

The Bird man of Alcatraz celebrates Thanksgiving.

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

"I'm Skeets McCarthy, I've always wanted to meet you and tell you how greatly I've admired your work."

'Can you sentence me to an overcrowded prison that has an overcrowded gang shower?'

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Before this arthritis hit me, I was a top-of-the-line pickpocket. Now I can only steal from penny loafers.'

"Will there be time to stop at the gift shop?"

"But, I don't want to call you 'Daddy'. Can't I just call you by your actual name?"

'I got twenty years for abduction, what about you?'