Prioritizes Fun Over Fashion Gifts

'No. . . Her Jane and that better not be a thong Jerry!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Office Park

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

Action shot portrait.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

Business Slides.

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

"Why can't summer last forever?"

"You're a quart low."

Wine

Cat trying to catch the musical notes coming from a piano

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'The CEO's computer has cryogenically frozen him until the economy picks up.'

'Go ahead and take a seat Johnson...no, the other one.'

Early executive toys...

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

'Hang about for half an hour,Jed,while I get this stone out of my boot..'

A Cat's Christmas

I'm playing "Birds with Anger Issues"!

Hello!

Bouncy Harrods - Mothers Only

'Did I ever mention my husband and his cross dressing?'